I Feel Bad For Most Of You…

You don’t know the joy of NHL Playoff Hockey…

The names Henrik, Crosby, Howe, Yzerman mean nothing to you…

You think the term icing means something you put on cake…

You don’t know that he is “The Great One”

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You have no idea the difference between the blue line, the red line and the goal line…

You have no idea what we are saying when we say “The Blueshirts play The Habs” or when “The Fish and The Avs face off at 7pm”

Cujo is NOT a scary dog from a Stephen King book…

You can’t pronounce Ovechkin, can you?

You don’t know that the man on the right is a national treasure…

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You have no idea that they play for Lord Stanley! The Stanley Cup, simply the best trophy in all sports primarily because when you win, your name goes on the trophy. Not just the team name, every player’s name! And there is only one trophy.

You don’t know the words to the Zamboni song, nor do you know what a Zamboni is…

Do you know what “The Miracle” is? I bet you don’t…

You don’t get pumped when you hear the term “Winter Classic”…

When you say these three teams: the Spurs, Cardinals & Patriots you also say The Detroit Red Wings!

You don’t realize that Russia, Canada and the USA actually do have something in common…

The hair doesn’t raise on your arms or the back of your neck when you watch this…

You don’t know the beauty of a backhanded goal, or a glove save…

Throwing hats on the ice is allowed at certain times, also throwing an Octopus in Detroit is considered a revered tradition.

You don’t understand the skill involved to skate, stickhandle, shoot/pass all while someone is trying to knock you off the puck…

The Hanson Brothers are not a band from the 90s… Slapshot is our Bull Durham!

TAKE A CHANCE, WATCH SOME PLAYOFF HOCKEY!

AND LET’S GO NEW YORK RANGERS!!! (yes, it’s a one word fight song)


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